Each Night Father Fills Me With Dread

September 6, 2012
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Gothic sketch of a man in a high-necked jacket sitting on the bed of a child with the sheet held up protectively around their chin. Text reads: Each night father fills me with dread / When he sits on the foot of my bed; / I'd not mind that he speaks / In gibbers and squeaks, / But for seventeen years he's been dead.

  by Edward Gorey

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Call and Response

September 5, 2012
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In some ways, Wizards is ridiculously easy to write, because I could channel Gray’s voice on no sleep, typing upside down in a bathtub. Sarcasm and panic and trust issues are a cake walk. Of course, being funny on purpose or, you know, having a plot, occasionally require more thought.* I was about to say […]

Signifying the Signified

September 4, 2012
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Some people seem convinced that learning a new language is a simple act of learning new combinations of syllables to signify an already rigid meaning as determined by one’s own language, that summer is the same thing as été or samhraidh, only pronounced somewhat differently. This, of course, is not true. Learning a new language […]

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DEAR SIR COMMA MADAM COMMA TITLE OF YOUR CHOICE

September 3, 2012
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HAVE ARRIVED HOME SAFELY STOP WILL BE UNCONSCIOUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE STOP REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO RESUME AT THAT POINT AND PRESUMABLY URGE TO PUN WILL STOP HAVE FULFILLED DUTY RE OBLIGATORY TELEGRAM JOKE COMMA SLEEPING NOW STOP   (Incidentally, did you know that Australia Post apparently only closed its telegram service on 7 March 2011? Just […]

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Driving in Fog is Like Sleepwalking, You Never Know Quite Where You’ll End Up

August 30, 2012
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view from interior of car of a street disappearing into fog with a truck at the limit of vision ahead

The view out our windscreen this morning. And then the truck ahead disappeared. It took me rather longer than I would like to be bothered by that. I think my survival instincts are on the fritz. This is probably because I am in desperate need of more sleep. Yes, I know, tired is my natural state […]

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To Climb or Not to Climb? aka Stubbornness: an Asset or a Health Hazard?

August 29, 2012
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The ruins of Machu Picchu seen from above with the mountain of Huayna Picchu in the background

Things I have learned in my travels: Peru’s flag bears a striking resemblance to the rainbow flag Rick can sense good coffee like some kind of bloodhound French people really do say ‘ooh la la’ Huayna Picchu is 360 metres higher than Machu Picchu See that peak behind the ruins? That’s Huayna Picchu. You have […]

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Paddington. Arriving 2014.

August 24, 2012
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poster for upcoming Paddington Bear movie, featuring a silhouette of the bear in question standing on a train platform. Caption reads: The Adventure is about to begin. Arriving 2014

YOU GUYS. DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?  

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Deepest, Darkest Peru

August 23, 2012
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Plush Paddington Bear toy in trademark blue coat and red hat with label around his neck reading: Please look after this bear.

When I was a kid I thought Peru wasn’t a real place. I mean, Paddington Bear is from ‘deepest darkest Peru’ and he’s a character in a book. (Yes, I do know the difference between stories and real life. Mostly.) So when I was told Peru actually existed I was deeply dubious. This was like […]

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Girls Versus Boys

August 22, 2012
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I’m sort of a disaster at writing girls. Not that I can’t write them, I just… don’t. I think the default character in my head is male. It’s weird actually, because my head certainly doesn’t default when it comes to race* or sexuality**. Anyway. Boys. Maybe it’s because in my formative years (well, formative writing […]

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Look a Three Headed Monkey!

August 21, 2012
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Screenshot from the ASCII Street View generator, showing an open highway and dark blue sky rendered ASCII style

Help! Am trapped in luxurious resort with terrible internet! I mean… no, seriously. There’s something very wrong here. One’s room should not come with a vacuum cleaner but without reliable internet. I have standards! I have… okay, well, I’m needy, all right? But you! You have real internet, right? Shiny, bright internet that let’s you […]

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