Browsing All posts tagged under »sleep«

Introducing Holmes

November 13, 2014 by

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Harnessing the power of impatience and unpredictability… May cause crime solving, bee keeping, and a hatred of the violin.

Because I Miss the Flying Monkeys

August 28, 2013 by

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I’m about to head back to the land of Oz. Which, in this instance, involves about thirty hours of travel time and being awake for just shy of two days. So that’s going to be fun. Usually I don’t start hallucinating until I pass the fifty hour mark though, so it should be fine. But […]

Can’t Sleep. Clown’ll Eat Me.

June 19, 2013 by

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Arkem: I’m having a “I’d rather be napping” day. Me: Aw. That was my yesterday. Although to be fair, I’ve only just woken up today and I’m not sure yet that I don’t regret it. The problem with being ridiculously sleep deprived is not that I can’t write. I write just fine when I’m out […]

Insomnia is a Conspiracy of Squirrels?

June 17, 2013 by

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I’m not leaving town for like three weeks, I don’t understand why my brain is trying to switch time zones in advance. It is driving me crazy. Er. Crazier.    

I Don’t Want to Tell You What I Dream About

June 12, 2013 by

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You know how in Inception you can walk around in other people’s dreams? I love that idea to pieces. I want to get inside everybody’s heads. But I don’t want you in my mine. It’s not — well, yes, okay, it’s partly that I don’t want you to see what goes on in my head. […]

The Unholy Commander of Legion is Nothing Without…

June 10, 2013 by

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And the Songs They Get Louder, Each One Better Than Before

June 7, 2013 by

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and you’re singing the songs thinking this is the life and you wake up in the morning and your head feels twice the size where you gonna go where you gonna sleep tonight If I had slept I might actually have something to say about this. As it is I am going to listen to […]

Why There is No Point Trying to Be Responsible

March 11, 2013 by

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Turns Out, Having Insomnia in the Middle of the Night is a Really Pointless Way to Spend Your Evening

September 7, 2012 by

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So I was going to write something intelligent today. It was going to be filled with humour and quiet excitement and may even have included something profound. But as I did not really sleep last night I’m sort of squinting at my laptop trying to remember how words work. I don’t sleep through the night. […]

DEAR SIR COMMA MADAM COMMA TITLE OF YOUR CHOICE

September 3, 2012 by

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HAVE ARRIVED HOME SAFELY STOP WILL BE UNCONSCIOUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE STOP REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO RESUME AT THAT POINT AND PRESUMABLY URGE TO PUN WILL STOP HAVE FULFILLED DUTY RE OBLIGATORY TELEGRAM JOKE COMMA SLEEPING NOW STOP   (Incidentally, did you know that Australia Post apparently only closed its telegram service on 7 March 2011? Just […]

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