DEAR SIR COMMA MADAM COMMA TITLE OF YOUR CHOICE

Posted on 03/09/2012 by

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HAVE ARRIVED HOME SAFELY STOP WILL BE UNCONSCIOUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE STOP REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO RESUME AT THAT POINT AND PRESUMABLY URGE TO PUN WILL STOP HAVE FULFILLED DUTY RE OBLIGATORY TELEGRAM JOKE COMMA SLEEPING NOW STOP

 

(Incidentally, did you know that Australia Post apparently only closed its telegram service on 7 March 2011? Just think — up until last year I could have been sending people humorous and vaguely alarming telegrams. Missed opportunity.)

 

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