Sick as a Dog*

Posted on 22/10/2012 by

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Against a sickly green background, a dog of another disturbing green lies on the ground next to a tipped over bottle of pills and a glass of water. Caption reads, "Man, it is hell."

Paul S: How are you so warm?
Me: Aw, you couldn’t have gone with ‘you’re so hot’? I could have made so many dodgy jokes.

My temperature keeps going up and down like a lemming in an elevator but the doc says as long as it stay below ‘hallucinations’ I’ll be fine. So the plan is: drink all the juice, take all the drugs, sleep all the time.

 

* Art by the fabulous Sam Brown of Exploding Dog, of course.

 

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