I Don’t Want to Read This

June 8, 2012
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black and white photograph of a tall bookshelf filled with old-fashioned bound book. One book is pulled out a tiny bit.

I have a problem. (Yeah, yeah, admitting it is the first step to recovery.) My problem is this: I hate not finishing things. I’m pretty sure I developed this trait when I was a teenager. I was sick for a while so for a couple of years there I didn’t finish anything. And when I […]

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Delta Hey Max Nine

June 7, 2012
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A few days ago — call it last Thursday — while I was running I sort of accidentally listened to half of “Apollo 9” by Adam and the Ants. Since then I have been unable to get it out of my head. (Fi— Fi— Fi— Fi— Five. ) There is no reason for this. It’s […]

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That’s It. I Need To Stop Having a Life. It’s Getting in the Way of My Writing.

June 6, 2012
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Zim and Dib from "Invader Zim". Zim is doing a victory dance while Dib looks on, glowering.

I made words! I made so many words! I am awesome. Those scenes? You know, the last ones for TRTH that I hadn’t finished? There are now five of them. No, wait, this is a good thing. Because they’re almost finished! All I need to do is frame them and drop them in the narrative. […]

The Reading-With-A-Hacksaw Draft

June 5, 2012
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I wrote two and a half chapters on Thursday!* Well, edited two and half chapters technically. I’m never quite sure how much damage I have to do to a scene before I can say I was really writing not editing… And to be fair, I had done a lot of the heavy lifting already. This […]

Kurt Vonnegut’s Rules for Writing

June 4, 2012
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1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted. 2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for. 3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water. 4. Every sentence […]

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I Have Been Killing People in Prose All Day

June 1, 2012
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There’s only… two scenes left from the first half of TRTH that I have to write. Well, write is not quite accurate. I have to bracket them in from chunks of crap to turn them into actual scenes. A few weeks ago I wrote all the scenes that were still outstanding from the first half in […]

Matt Smith’s Hair Should Get It’s Own On-Screen Credit

May 31, 2012
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So for those of you who’ve been hanging out for the new season of Doctor Who… this probably isn’t going to satisfy. But if you’re paying attention in the first few seconds you’ll notice that it was written by ‘the children of Ashdene School’, which is interesting. I mean, how does a school go about […]

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And Then I’d Kick Her, Sir

May 30, 2012
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Bartok the bat from Anastasia demonstrating as he announces: I'd give her a hah! And a hi-yah! And a woo-ah! And then I'd kick her, sir.

I have long suspected that Disney movies contain some kind of psychedelic distraction agent that’s particularly good at hypnotising young children. This is the only explanation I can think of for their willingness to watch and rewatch them with a frequency and enthusiasm that is, quite frankly, scary.* And it seems I have finally gotten […]

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Slaughtering Your Word Children

May 29, 2012
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backlit command button on a macbook air

There’s something amazingly cathartic about a final draft. It’s horrible and brilliant at the same time. Because it’s the end. It’s your last chance. So there’s no more avoiding things. There’s no more thinking, ‘well I’ll deal with that later’. That awkward piece of prose? That hiccup in the conversation? That transition that makes you […]

Progress. This is How You Make it. With a Machete.

May 28, 2012
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Blood spattered cartoon bear holding a machete. Caption reads: Guns don't kill people. Psychotic bears with machetes do.

I’ve started to make progress on the second Path book (TRTH) lately. Finally. Honestly, it’s been so close to being finished for so long that it’s a bit embarrassing it’s not done yet. The problem is that I decided to work through this draft in order. Which is really not the way I have ever […]