Matt Smith’s Hair Should Get It’s Own On-Screen Credit

So for those of you who’ve been hanging out for the new season of Doctor Who… this probably isn’t going to satisfy. But if you’re paying attention in the first few seconds you’ll notice that it was written by ‘the children of Ashdene School’, which is interesting. I mean, how does a school go about writing even a mini-episode of Doctor Who? Did they pass the script around and add one word each? Was it written by one child who’s sharing credit with all the rest? And how do you pronounce ‘Ashdene’ anyway?

These questions and many more will go completely unanswered, but, you know, if you ever wanted an answer to the question, Could Matt Smith’s hair get funnier? Well. I can help you with that.