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The Mad T Party Band

August 9, 2012 by

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Things I did not expect from this holiday: hearing the Mad Hatter singing, “Moves Like Jagger”.    

This is Not a Pun*

August 7, 2012 by

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New theory. Disney isn’t made of happiness or bluebirds or terrifyingly peppy smiles. It’s made of puns. All the puns came together and they formed Disneyland. And I was a leetle bit afraid. * I was going to pun. I was. I confess. But then, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I went […]

And Then I’d Kick Her, Sir

May 30, 2012 by

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I have long suspected that Disney movies contain some kind of psychedelic distraction agent that’s particularly good at hypnotising young children. This is the only explanation I can think of for their willingness to watch and rewatch them with a frequency and enthusiasm that is, quite frankly, scary.* And it seems I have finally gotten […]