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The Mad T Party Band

August 9, 2012 by


Things I did not expect from this holiday: hearing the Mad Hatter singing, “Moves Like Jagger”.    

This is Not a Pun*

August 7, 2012 by


New theory. Disney isn’t made of happiness or bluebirds or terrifyingly peppy smiles. It’s made of puns. All the puns came together and they formed Disneyland. And I was a leetle bit afraid. * I was going to pun. I was. I confess. But then, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. I went […]

And Then I’d Kick Her, Sir

May 30, 2012 by


I have long suspected that Disney movies contain some kind of psychedelic distraction agent that’s particularly good at hypnotising young children. This is the only explanation I can think of for their willingness to watch and rewatch them with a frequency and enthusiasm that is, quite frankly, scary.* And it seems I have finally gotten […]