Embrace the LEGO Lifestyle

June 22, 2012
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Arkem: Hey, Kandace. Me: Hello, you! You are on my to-do list for today! Arkem: How exciting. Me: Well… not that I need to do you. That would be a little wrong. But things. Things with you. Arkem: Moving in the right direction. But not quite out of the dodgy woods yet. Me: Right. We […]

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Bear! Everyone Play Dead!

June 21, 2012
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Channelate comic. Three guys at a camp sit in the woods. The first panel shows a bear coming out of the woods and one of the guys yelling "Bear! Everyone play dead!" In the second panel two of the guys are on the ground, the third says, "Ack" staggering. In the third panel he says, 'oof', falling. In the fourth he says 'ugh! bear! bear come closer!'

I think we should all take this as a lesson. Don’t tease bears. It’s not nice.  

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CLICK THE SQUARES

June 20, 2012
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This.   No, really. Go. Click the squares. Actually, wait. Don’t. Do you have a minute? Okay. Is your boss anywhere nearby? Might want to do something about that… Okay. Are your speakers on? Right. Now. Click the squares.  

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We’re All Just People Making Choices

June 19, 2012
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I keep writing these really dodgy things lately and then look at them and thinking, What? Today one of my characters thought: The opposition didn’t need names. And then I thought, That’s appalling. Of course they need names. Taking away their names, not honouring them with that identity — it’s dehumanising. You turn a person […]

Coffee Smells Like Freshly Ground Heaven*

June 18, 2012
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painting of a coffee cup with butterflies and hearts and fancy swirls rising in the steam

A few years ago, for perfectly valid reasons and not at all because I am unreasonably curious, I surveyed about a hundred of my closest friends and family regarding their eating habits. I wanted to know whether they drank, what they were allergic to, but also what they just plain didn’t like. And it was […]

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Let Me Lead You Into Darkness

June 15, 2012
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So someone asked me yesterday why I didn’t just find a way to take out the inconvenient minion without killing him. It’s interesting, because there are a number of places where I’ve done exactly that. And I thought about doing it here too. After all, in the original draft of this section no one died […]

Were you GOOD when you put your knife to his throat? Were you RIGHT when you spilled his blood?

June 14, 2012
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Stick figure man in a red tunic with a gold cape and a sword dripping blood. The background is the outline of a castle and on the floor in front of his is a severed dragon head. The stick figure has a hand to his head. Caption reds: How the hell did I end up here? I thought I was going to grow up to be gentle.

I killed someone. I feel kind of badly about it. Actually, I killed them on Friday. But I only started to feel really guilty about it today. Well, maybe ‘conflicted’ is a better word. I keep telling myself he wasn’t very nice, but it doesn’t help. Because when I had my characters kill him they didn’t […]

Or Maybe Just Number Nine

June 13, 2012
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Nine panels illustrating: childhood trauma, miserable job, moment of self-discovery, episode of debauchery, pathological ambition (I must write to be loved!), loyal pet, neglected spouse, personal demons, years of boring hard work.

Neil may be right that you only need number nine. But I wonder how many authors out there only have number nine…  

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Ducklings. News at Eleven.

June 12, 2012
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Paul S: Okay, so why is a duck? Me: That’s one that’s puzzled the sages throughout the ages. Paul S: My current theory is: what else would it be? Once upon a time I used to watch the end of the news every day because it was on before M*A*S*H. I didn’t pay any attention, […]

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Left With His Hands

June 11, 2012
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Cover of "Crush" book by Richard Siken, a man's chin, and his hand partially in his mouth

The Boot Theory by Richard Siken A man walks into a bar and says:                                                                 Take my wife–please.                               […]

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