Yeah, a friend of mine read it and said to me, “I rate you at 5 out of 9 (maybe as many as 6 or 7 out of 9 depending on how Rick feels and exactly how traumatic you consider your childhood).”
I was like, “Yeah… Wait… Which ones?”
Apparently he thinks my childhood was more surreal than traumatic but apparently has no problem with applying the labels ‘pathological ambition’, ‘episode of debauchery’ and ‘personal demons’ to me. Which is… moderately concerning. But not wholly inaccurate, I guess…
Oh there is a part of my brain that just wants to rearrange that sentence: drugs, alcohol, arrest and possible hookers… alcohol, hookers, arrest and possible drugs… The potential in the word ‘possible’ is far too entertaining. Aaaand I’m beginning to think I need to get some more sleep and stop babbling incoherently on the internet 🙂
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Michelle Proulx
13/06/2012
My uncle read this over my shoulder. To quote him: “Ha. Ha ha. I like the childhood trauma”. Nice post 🙂
Kandace Mavrick
13/06/2012
Yeah, a friend of mine read it and said to me, “I rate you at 5 out of 9 (maybe as many as 6 or 7 out of 9 depending on how Rick feels and exactly how traumatic you consider your childhood).”
I was like, “Yeah… Wait… Which ones?”
Apparently he thinks my childhood was more surreal than traumatic but apparently has no problem with applying the labels ‘pathological ambition’, ‘episode of debauchery’ and ‘personal demons’ to me. Which is… moderately concerning. But not wholly inaccurate, I guess…
Michelle Proulx
13/06/2012
Episode of debauchery usually implies a crazy night of drugs, alcohol, hookers, and possible arrest. So if you’ve done that, you’re golden!
Kandace Mavrick
14/06/2012
Oh there is a part of my brain that just wants to rearrange that sentence: drugs, alcohol, arrest and possible hookers… alcohol, hookers, arrest and possible drugs… The potential in the word ‘possible’ is far too entertaining. Aaaand I’m beginning to think I need to get some more sleep and stop babbling incoherently on the internet 🙂