Hard to Argue

August 4, 2014
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A peep is sitting calmly in the sun when a second peep arrives dramatically, demanding, "What are you doing? The ice caps are melting! Our politicians are incompetent and corrupt! Money buys power! The frogs are going extinct! Everything is getting worse! Why aren't you freaking out?" The first peep says, "I have a tiny moose." The first peep shows the second peep the moose. The moose goes, "Gronk?" The first peep smiles. The second peep is nonplussed.

 

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It’s Also a Cocktail Made of Stout and Champagne

August 1, 2014
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In case you didn’t know, this song is about Elvis. I didn’t figure that out for ages and now I’m not sure why because it seems super obvious. Maybe I was just listening to the drum beat. Black velvet and that little boy’s smile Black velvet with that slow southern style A new religion that’ll […]

The Most Impossible Distance

July 29, 2014
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  I know this feel a little too well right now.  

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Gaze. Wonder. Marvel.

July 25, 2014
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This is beautiful. But I feel there’s not enough Hawkeye.  

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On a Warm Summer’s Eve, on a Train Bound for Nowhere…

July 18, 2014
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Arkem: If it’s a train bound for nowhere why don’t they get off? Me: They wanted somewhere to have a nap. Arkem: And a chat. And some whiskey. Me: Sounds pretty good to me. Arkem: ….so they were at the bar? …. If I open a bar I’m going to call it ‘Train Bound For […]

Winter is the Finest of the Seasons

July 16, 2014
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Some People Living For Pleasure, Some Thriving On Pain

July 11, 2014
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Record cover of Joe Ely's 'Musta Notta Gotta Lotta". Features the singer himself in a grey coat standing in front of a corrugated iron wall.

I wasn’t really expecting it but somehow a bunch of songs that at least walk the borderline of Country ended up in this playlist. I guess if you think about it, it makes sense. They’re all songs about making bad decisions and gambling with the universe. In any case, I have been freakishly fond of this […]

The Cutest ‘Raar’ That Ever There Was

July 8, 2014
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Two (probably) people. One looks down, says, "I have a sad." The seconds asks, "Are you looking for solutions or comfort?" The first thinks and then says, "I would like to be angry, then sad, then comforted, then adventure for solutions, then giggles." The second says, "Let's starts!" The first gives a shy smile and says "Raar."

 

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You Call 911. Tell Them I’m Having A Fantastic Time.

July 4, 2014
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Brick wall on which someone has painted 'holy shit I love you'

And repeat after me with your heart: I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hated myself. Arkem: My favourite part is that little laugh in the background. Me: Right? This song is weird and awesome and really spoken word poetry with a musical accompaniment. You should listen to it now.

I’m Not Saying Anything. But if I Was to Say Something, This is What I Would Say.

June 30, 2014
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There are two parts of this chart that are the same blue. I don’t know which is which. Or… maybe they are the same? WHAT IF THEY ARE THEY SAME? Can you get hangovers from writing query letters?