You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

September 17, 2014
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Willing to Make a Deal

September 12, 2014
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The Devil and Johnny back to back, brandishing their fiddles. The Devil's got a big grin and an elvis curl to his hair. Johnny's got his bow in a strong grip and a knowing smirk on his face.

There are a lot of different versions of this song, but this is the one that plays in my head. “I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player, too. And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but […]

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It’s Possible This is What My Current Plot Outline Looks Like

September 9, 2014
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This Is It, The Apocalypse

September 5, 2014
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Pink teddy cowers from purple fanged and horned muppet as they face off in cock-fighting ring.

Today’s videoclip is not part of any of my writing playlists, but a friend traumatised me with it earlier in the week and I want to share. I feel like I should be offering trigger warnings like Violence to Muppets/Assorted Plushies. So, you know, if you find that kind of thing bothersome… maybe watch through your […]

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Applied Math

September 3, 2014
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Fold ‘Em, Let ‘Em, Hit Me, Raise It, Baby, Stay With Me.

August 29, 2014
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First guy says to the second guy, "Wanna play Russian roulette?" Second guy says, "Sure. Got a gun?" First guy says gleefully, "Nope!" and whips out a cat. He adds, "Pet it's belly, I fuckin dare you." Second guy starts sweating.

My favourite thing to do with this song is misinterpret the lyrics and focus on the wrong parts. It’s also fun to dance to. Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it’s love if its not rough it isn’t fun.  

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Sometimes Cereal Boxes Even Have Puzzles

August 26, 2014
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Two people are sitting at the breakfast table when a third comes in and greets them. Person 3 says to Person 1, "Are you reading the ingredient list of that milk carton?" (She is.) Person 1 says, "Yep. I forgot to bring a book down and I'm too lazy to get it and I have to have SOMETHING to read, after all." Person 2 eyes Person 1 sidelong. Person 3 says, "Ah, ok." Person 2 says, "Don't tell me you agree with what she's doing." Person 3 says, "Of course not." Person 2 says, "Good." Person 3 says, "The back of the cereal box makes much more interesting reading material." Person 1 turns around, "Ooo. Can I borrow that when you're done with it?"

 

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Not That Deep

August 18, 2014
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A forest backed by mountains. Caption reads: "The forest is deep and mysterious. Gorgeous and tranquil, if you listen closely they will tell you their secrets." A much closer image of two trees. One says, "I made out with Chad." The other says, "How dare you."

 

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Priorities

August 14, 2014
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I’ll Tell You All a Story About the Joker and the Thief in the Night

August 8, 2014
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"There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the thief..." Bob Dylan

All the people that you see in the night Hold their dreams up to the light …. And we are not going home    

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