I’m Not Saying Anything. But if I Was to Say Something, This is What I Would Say.

Posted on 30/06/2014 by


Chart entitled: Time Spent Querying Literary Agents. A quarter of the chart is divided into categories such as Writing query letter. Revising query letter. Sending query letter. Agonizing over query letter. Waiting. Waiting some more. Oh lord what have I done. Another quarter is labelled 'WHISKEY'. The remaining half  of the chart is labelled 'SO MUCH WHISKEY'.

There are two parts of this chart that are the same blue. I don’t know which is which. Or… maybe they are the same? WHAT IF THEY ARE THEY SAME? Can you get hangovers from writing query letters?