Hard to Argue

Posted on 04/08/2014 by


A peep is sitting calmly in the sun when a second peep arrives dramatically, demanding, "What are you doing? The ice caps are melting! Our politicians are incompetent and corrupt! Money buys power! The frogs are going extinct! Everything is getting worse! Why aren't you freaking out?" The first peep says, "I have a tiny moose." The first peep shows the second peep the moose. The moose goes, "Gronk?" The first peep smiles. The second peep is nonplussed.


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