Running Away From Home

I may have forgotten to mention it (because I’m still being alarmed that it’s July) but I’m leaving town today. I’ll be working while I’m away but changing time zones repeatedly may result in posts appearing on a more abstract than usual schedule.

Me: You know how every time I go away I say more than four weeks is too long? That I start getting couch separation anxiety?
Rick: Yeah.
Me: And have you noticed that every time I go away it’s for longer?
Rick: Yes.
Me: What’s with that?
Rick: You’re crazy.
Me: Oh. Well, yeah. I guess that could be it.