Me: What? This is my innocent face.
Arkem: I think that’s the problem.
Me: You find my innocent face suspicious.
Arkem: Well, you never lapse into that expression by accident. Which means I have to wonder why you’re representing yourself as being particularly innocent at this moment.
Me: You’re right. That is suspicious.
If you are in the mood to trust me though, perhaps you would like to watch this:
(Although it includes spoilers through the end of season two of Sherlock, so if you’re against those, you know, go back to not trusting me and walk away now.)
Still here? Okay. Are you watching closely?