Her Evaluation of My Cowboy Reputation Had Me Begging For Salvation All Night Long

May 16, 2014
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Belt buckle inscribed with the words 'save a horse, ride a cowboy'

A while back, on a day when I was sick and this song had only recently been added to this playlist, I played it very loudly and shouted along (because when you’re sick bad jokes are funnier and if it’s loud enough you can’t hear how hoarse your voice is). I then quoted it here […]

We Need This Word in English

May 14, 2014
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Sweden is sitting reading a Finnish dictionary. He says:Finnish has a word for 'should I wander around aimlesslessly?' Finland replies: Juoksentelisinkohan?

 

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The Word You’re Looking For is: Fandom!*

May 9, 2014
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This is not the next song in the playlist. Although, you know, it probably should be on it. I’ll get back to that, cause it probably deserves its own post. This post is about this video. Which is a special brand of awesome. If you want to check out all the credits for this (and […]

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Hands Up if This Feels Familiar

May 6, 2014
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Show Me the Back Door

May 2, 2014
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Screen cap from the 2009 movie "Star Trek". Jim Kirk in a bar, claps a recruit on the shoulder and says, "Oh relax, cupcake. It was a joke."

When I first heard this song I really wanted to change the chord progression at the end of the chorus because it sounded wrong to me. Now I can’t even figure out what exactly I wanted to change, let alone how. I still think the musical interludes are too long though. Despite that, I love […]

Hugs Are Best. Sleep Also I Have Heard Good Things About.

April 30, 2014
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I Told Him I Got a Plan and I’m Gonna Dominate

April 25, 2014
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Bade that reads: Hello my name is Lasting First Impression

This song isn’t in any of my writing playlists but it’s been aggressively stuck in my head for a couple of weeks now so I’m going to share it with you in the hopes that doing so will exorcise it. The video is… unabashedly trashy. I sort of want to say you shouldn’t watch it, […]

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Waiting to See How Death Will Respond to Her Suitor

April 23, 2014
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Woman sits at a table with Death. Death has a beer, the woman has a cigarette, a bottle of alcohol and shots, a stick of dynamite, a gun and a knife. Death asks the woman, "Are you flirting with me?"

 

It’s the Only Way to Be Sure

April 15, 2014
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Card with kids dressed in vintage style skipping along together. Caption reads, "Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Pretty sure this is a policy adhered to by all the characters in Drink Me.  

I Don’t Have Your Number But I’d Like To

April 10, 2014
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Sports-style sweatshirt with the number 88 and the name Michelangelo. Because you gotta support your favourite artists, yo. :P

I have a question. If you were on a sports team (any kind of sport you like — hockey, cricket, ping-pong…) and you had to wear a number, what number would you choose? And why? Rick: Thirty-three. And then while they’re frustrated wondering where the point three recurring is, I can score. Me: So you’re […]

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