I Told Him I Got a Plan and I’m Gonna Dominate

This song isn’t in any of my writing playlists but it’s been aggressively stuck in my head for a couple of weeks now so I’m going to share it with you in the hopes that doing so will exorcise it.

The video is… unabashedly trashy. I sort of want to say you shouldn’t watch it, but I do like their response to ‘my character unexpectedly caught on fire’ so… watch at your own risk, I guess.

I fell in love in a 7/11 parking lot
Sat on the curb drinking slurpees we mixed with alcohol
We talked about all our dreams and how we would show ’em all
I told him I got a plan and I’m gonna dominate
And I don’t need any man to be getting in my way
But if you talk with your hands then we can negotiate…