Bad Reputation

August 9, 2013
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Joan Jett album cover for "Bad Reputation". The singer is dressed in black, holding a white electric guitar. Background is geometric shapes in shades of white and grey with the black heart record logo in the centre.

I’m going to a concert this afternoon. It’s a super secret concert for super secret bands (at least, I assume that’s why I haven’t heard of them, it could just be due to that whole not-an-American thing). This song has nothing to do with that. It’s just next up in the playlist. A girl can […]

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Press Here

August 7, 2013
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I was wandering down State Street in Los Altos last week (mostly because there’s a diner there called Rick’s Cafe). Part of the street is closed at the moment, which the city seems to have taken as a cue to turn it into a playground with fake grass and toys and chalk for drawing on […]

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Do You Have the Time to Listen to Me Whine?

August 1, 2013
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Heading into the SCBWI Conference this week I feel it’s apropos that this particular song is next in the playlist. Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I’m cracking up.  

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Maid, Mother, Crone

July 30, 2013
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I want to ask your opinion on something: What freight, if any, do the words ‘girl’, ‘young woman’ and ‘woman’ have for you — in relation to both the person referred to and the person speaking? For instance, if someone (say a person in their early twenties) referred to a person whose name they didn’t […]

Safely Endangered

July 29, 2013
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Comic. Two people are talking. One says to the other, "How can you be a vegetarian, dude? Meat tastes awesome." The other replies, "But animals have feelings too, Jeff." The first replies, "Yeah, evil ones though." The next panel shows a cow thinking, "I'll be happy once your family is dead." The next a pig thinking, "I should sell drugs to kids." The next a chicken thinking, "Hitler was okay, I guess."

 

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The Group W Bench

July 26, 2013
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Sign that reads: Notice: Prices subject to change according to customers attitude.

This one is not in the playlist, but as I went to Alice’s restaurant at the weekend, I thought I’d share this very important song with you.  He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and […]

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Bubble wrap! Padded rooms! Donuts!

July 25, 2013
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Psycho Donuts box, featuring a terrified appearing donut running away and the caption: Crazy Good!

Okay, so let me just say: Psycho Donuts. I have, and will continue to wax lyrical about the freshly made donuts at Lola in Seattle* but Psycho Donuts come at the whole donut issue from a totally different (totally brilliant) direction. They said to themselves, You know what’s missing from the donut scene? Total lunacy. […]

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Delete. Remove. Expunge. Excise. Eradicate. Cut.

July 24, 2013
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A hand with a delete key resting in the centre of it. Caption reads: Editing - Your chance to make a contribution to the world of literature.

Me: Ugh. I’ve reached a chapter that has four decisions in it. Four! Arkem: Are they yes/no decisions? Because I could help. Me: Somehow I don’t think your help would be properly informed. Arkem: That’s never stopped me before. I’m up to the point in this draft where it’s all about making the hard calls. […]

My NEXT Vacation

July 23, 2013
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Framed as a travel advert in shades of red we see high mountains, deep canyons and rock formations with a 50's style rocket blasting off in the background and a pair of spacesuited figures in the foreground. Caption reads: Explore the crimson canyons. Mars.

  P.S. Click through for more of Steve Thomas’ travel suggestions. They’re kinda awesome.  

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To Everyone He Meets He Stays a Stranger

July 19, 2013
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The band ZZ Top standing in a field in front of a beat-up old truck, dressed in tuxedos, sunglasses and white gloves, guitarists holding matching red electric guitars and sporting their trademark long beards.

I’ve paired these two songs  together because it makes me laugh. Which is an excellent reason for doing almost anything. I found a bunch of different versions of ‘Sharp Dressed Man’ when I went looking. I expected James Bond (which would have been entirely appropriate in this context), and I also found Cary Grant and the original video clip (which is […]

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