This one is not in the playlist, but as I went to Alice’s restaurant at the weekend, I thought I’d share this very important song with you.
He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?”
And I said, “Littering.”
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things.
Till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand…
And we had a great time on the bench, talkin’ about crime…
“I mean I’m sittin’ here on the Group W bench ’cause you want to know if I’m moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein’ a litterbug.” He looked at me and said, “Kid, we don’t like your kind.”