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The Way You Drink Your Coffee

April 29, 2013 by

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I know  you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I have to tell you even the way  you drink your coffee knocks me the fuck out. — Clementine Von Radics

This is Why Critique is Important. Excellent For the Ego. No, Wait…

April 26, 2013 by

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I wasn’t going to work this week. I was going to do admin stuff, nap, make cookies… It was the Week of Letting My Beta Readers Do Their Thing. And then on Saturday — Me: I promised one of my beta readers a new chapter every time she emailed me with comments on the last. […]

Sometimes You Gotta Have a Little Faith. Sometimes it’s Better to Just Stay Home.

April 22, 2013 by

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          This is for my mother. Because of reasons. (This is also how I imagine wizards playing with the limits of their power.)    

Raise Your Glass if You Are Wrong in All the Right Ways

April 19, 2013 by

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Arkem: It’s a good song. Me: It is a good song. When I quoted it on the internet you accused me of turning into Warren Ellis. Arkem: It’s just that I think someday that’s going to happen. Me: You think I’m going to turn into Warren Ellis? Of all writers? Arkem: Well, of all people. […]

You Can’t Get Scurvy if You Drink This Much Juice

April 18, 2013 by

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I hate being interrupted when I’m writing. And okay, I’m writing all the time at the moment. And I do enjoy spending time with my friends. But I was halfway through punching someone when I was dragged away from my laptop last night so I was stuck in this weird sort of limbo place where […]

Who Needs a Reason to Watch a Watermelon Explode?

April 16, 2013 by

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Arkem: I just explained your pun to a colleague. His head exploded. Me: Did his head really explode? And if so, would you be willing to give a graphic account of the event? I just wrote that happening to someone and am conducting research. Seriously. Rick looked over my shoulder the other day and demanded […]

Neil Gaiman’s Asides Are Better Than Most People’s Advice

April 15, 2013 by

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Take Me By the Tongue and I’ll Know You

April 12, 2013 by

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I’ve already talked about this one a couple of times. If you’d like some alternative visuals try Sherlock or X-Men. Apparently an awful lot of people have the moves like Jagger… Playlist link here.  

My Relationship With Google

April 11, 2013 by

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So this year I decided to transition to using Google calendar. I have a grown-up phone now and I really wanted to be able to check my calendar when I wasn’t on my couch. (Yes, it happens. Shut up.) I’ve had a Google calendar for while but up until this point it’s only had the […]

I Wonder What Happens Next

April 10, 2013 by

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Me: Tomorrow’s Monday! Rick: (flatly) I love you, bear. Me: I shouldn’t say that with so much glee? Rick: Yeah. It’s possible that I was a little more than reasonably excited about getting back to work this week. But come on, I knew it was going to be fun. I’ve been running through the last […]