Arkem: It’s a good song.
Me: It is a good song. When I quoted it on the internet you accused me of turning into Warren Ellis.
Arkem: It’s just that I think someday that’s going to happen.
Me: You think I’m going to turn into Warren Ellis? Of all writers?
Arkem: Well, of all people.
Me: Really? What about me says ‘Ellis’ to you?
Arkem: I’m just afraid that someday you’ll break. And you’ll be a big fan of Doctor Whiskey and yelling at people on the internet. (Pause.) And I can totally see you buying a pony with option money from a book.
Playlist link here.