Waking Up

May 25, 2012
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page of a book over which is written in blue capitals 'WAKNG UP IS THE BIGGEST COMMITMENT IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD' (P.S. I don't know where this image comes from, so if you do, please tell me so that I can credit it properly. Thank you!)

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRAIN?

May 24, 2012
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Pixelated computer characters hitting one another. Caption reads: Gruga moves in for the first assault, and pummels poor Galbern

Wuffie: How’s the wordsmithery coming along? Me: This morning…? A work in progress. As in, I am progressing toward consciousness. I just grabbed a glass from beside the sink so I could take my tablet. I thought it was my juice glass, but I’m pretty sure that was liquor. I am finding that being sick […]

Sam Brown Expresses My Pain

May 23, 2012
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Exploding Dog stick figure sketch of a person, arms folded, staring down at a tiny screw on the ground. Caption read 'look, a little screw. Somewhere in this house, something is broken.'

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What’s the Difference Between ‘Loud’ and ‘Too Loud’?

May 22, 2012
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Screen capture from "Ten Things I Hate About You" showing Bianca and Chastity talking

I went to see Florence and the Machine in concert on Friday. I haven’t slept that much since then, so my memories are snapshot: Lying on the concrete floor of the Dome the bass vibrating through my rib cage. Standing shoulder to shoulder with a mass of people, Rick pressed against my back, feeling the […]

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The Kraken Might Be Arriving Today*

May 21, 2012
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I woke up with a headache this morning — which, let me tell you, is a terrible way to start your day — so I’m going to beat my head against the wall until it feels better. Or something. Don’t look at me like that. It should work. I mean, it’ll hurt less when I stop… I was going to […]

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Biased Toward Bears

May 18, 2012
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sad bear alone by the sea shore - image from "We're Going on a Bear Hunt"

I read this book last Friday. It was very distressing. It’s called, We’re Going On A Bear Hunt (by Michael Rosen, illustrated by Helen Oxenbury). You know the song. Or maybe you don’t. This is an interpretation on the version you’re familiar with (if you’re familiar with it). But it’s still a pretty dopey song, […]

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“Fungible” ebooks

May 17, 2012
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Lots of great material to argue and shout and scream at on the Web over the past week, but the one I want to look at? Konrath versus Lipskar, and the horror of “fungibility.” JA Konrath’s post responds to Writers House president Simon Lipskar’s “all books are fungible” theory (written in support of big publishers and […]

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What We Do Every Night, Pinky…

May 17, 2012
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I was reminded of this last night and it still makes me snicker. Possibly more so when I haven’t slept that much, but bah! I say to your eight o’ clock in the morning. You will have Orson Welles and you will have Pinky and the Brain and you will like it! The Orson Welles […]

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May 16, 2012
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Now we’re going to see a new industry for Real World splat books! Prestige classes? “Arsehole,” “Right-wing Christian,” etc… Whatever I’ve been thinking of a way to explain to straight white men how life works for them, without invoking the dreaded word “privilege,” to which they react like vampires being fed a garlic tart at […]

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Apple Nerds Rejoice for Waldo Has Been Found and the Deep Fried Mars Bar is No More

May 16, 2012
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I spent yesterday flummoxing Apple geeks*. Which is a bit of fun. I recommend it if you’ve got an afternoon free and a way for taking your computers off the deep end. I told them what was going on and they were following along right up until I said, And then it said the hard […]

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