Because I Miss the Flying Monkeys

August 28, 2013
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Foot-high Chistery (flying monkey from Wizard of Oz) sitting on a blue couch with a laptop on his lap.

I’m about to head back to the land of Oz. Which, in this instance, involves about thirty hours of travel time and being awake for just shy of two days. So that’s going to be fun. Usually I don’t start hallucinating until I pass the fifty hour mark though, so it should be fine. But […]

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Which I Suppose Explains Where My Time Went

August 27, 2013
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I’m procrastinating writing synopses right now because I’m horrible at it. Instead of fixing this by practicing and getting better my current plan is to avoid them entirely. That’ll work, right? Okay, since I cannot convince myself that’s true the only way I can justify procrastinating is by doing something useful. Something else I’ve been […]

How Bunnies Work

August 26, 2013
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How bunnies work: Red silhouette of a bunny against a white background with various parts labelled: laser-guided ballistic missile array, machine guns, heat ray, freeze ray, death ray, nuclear reactor, microwave auditory device, rocket-propelled grenade launcher, photon burst rifles, tear gas grenade guns, and fluffy little tail of doom.

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I Wanna Be Yours, Pretty Baby. Yours and Yours Alone.

August 23, 2013
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Image of the record the single "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & The Destroyers

I cannot help thinking of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens whenever I hear this song.  

A Matter of Definition

August 20, 2013
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Incandescent light bulb on fire with the flame escaping the glass.

So I finished the book last week, as promised.* And I’m now in that annoying, fuzzy in-between time where I wait for a new set of readers to tell me I’m brilliant/an idiot/hilarious/funny in the head/tragically misguided as to my ability to string sentences together. Arkem: I could… but I have a book to read. […]

Performance-Enhancing Drugs for Writers

August 19, 2013
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Twelve panels entitled 'Performance-enhancing drugs for writers'. The illustrated panels are named: Spanish wine for relaxation, mushrooms for imagination, LSD for crazy visions, correction fluid for revisions, creative writing MFA, spells to ward your debt away, broken television set, workspace without internet, ointments for rejection's sting, honest, ruthless editing, long, strange trips for inspiration and transcendental caffeination.

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Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue

August 16, 2013
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Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue in concert

Last week I went to this random concert at Google. The first band was pretty decent, the second one was kind of meh, and the third one was these guys. And they were kinda awesome. So I thought I’d share that with you.    

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Seriously, Though. Tomorrow. Friday at the Latest. PROMISE.

August 15, 2013
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A three headed monkey is waving at you.

I’m in the very final phase of this draft. At this point it really shouldn’t be called ‘editing’ it should be called ‘reading through and making sure I didn’t screw anything up when I was editing’. Apart from the occasional part where I’ve managed to delete a word from a sentence and I sort of […]

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Reassurance and Validation: These Are the Things That Publishers Are Made of?

August 13, 2013
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Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators organisation logo

I spent four days last week at the SCBWI Summer Conference in LA (writers, agents and publishers, oh my). It’s a conference I always enjoy. In large part because it’s one of the only places I can stare at the twelve hundred people surrounding me and mutter, My people. (I mean, obviously, I could do […]

Stay on Target

August 12, 2013
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Six panel comic. A writer sits at her laptop. The background is a mess of incoherent words. As the panels continue the background noise gradually fades as the word 'write' becomes clearer. In the last panel the background is empty and the writer begins to write.

 

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