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Why Writers Belong Behind Bars*

December 19, 2012 by

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I read an article the other day** that suggested that incarceration was good for writers. They cited a long list of examples of people who’d been locked up and then buckled down and produced some of their best work. Prison offered them the quintessential distraction free zone. Somehow I doubt that is still the case. […]

This. This is What I’m Writing About

December 13, 2012 by

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People keep asking me what the book is about. There are lots of different answers to that, but the core of the story — it’s about the friendship between these two guys.* Friendship, swearing, and alcohol. It’s at least remotely possible this book is not YA.   * Just so we’re clear. The two guys […]

I Haven’t Slept. I Can’t Be Held Responsible.

December 4, 2012 by

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This is very… special. Anybody under thirty should maybe only be allowed to watch the first thirty seconds. Anybody older… well, grit your teeth through the excessive cuteness. You can do it. Monkeys wearing pantaloons! Cats in hats! And then… well. And then.  

Why You Shouldn’t Ask What a Writer is Thinking About

November 27, 2012 by

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Not that you can’t of course. They may tell you delightedly. It’s just that some people find it disturbing when a person looks up and tells you distractedly that they’re wondering how much pressure you have to put on a circular saw to make it through a thigh bone.  

Personally, I Have Always Been Fond of the Wolf

November 23, 2012 by

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This is an (adorable, unusual) adaptation of the classic Red Riding Hood story.    

Fire Ants Freak Me Right the Fuck Out

November 22, 2012 by

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I thought I’d start there just so you know where we’re headed. Because now we have to take a detour and talk about horror movies. Graphic violence and gory horror have never been a problem for me. I don’t really enjoy watching it but once the moment is gone, it’s gone. Creepy horror is different. […]

Why is the Weekend Over? I Wasn’t Done With It.

November 12, 2012 by

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Me: Could we please add an extra day to the week? We could call it Rocketday. Or Napday. Rick: Why not both? Part of the weekend right? Me: Second weekend! Like, after Tuesday: Rocketday and Napday. Then Wednesday. So my new phone arrived on Friday. His name is Marco (say hi everyone). I am still […]

The Next Step in Human Evolution

October 30, 2012 by

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Sometimes I wonder why we all seem so convinced that this is the next step. Perhaps it’s because so many people already look like zombies — shuffling feet, dead eyes… I read a story that was the vampire apocalypse the other day and to start with I had to keep reminding myself: vampires, not zombies. Because my brain just seemed […]

Which Pill Do You Choose?

October 29, 2012 by

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My sister offered me this choice. Because that’s what sisters do. I think yellow, no question. Although green and orange would be fun. And black… well, black would be as dangerous as yellow, but hard to resist. What about you?  

Where is My “Humanity For Dummies” Book?

October 17, 2012 by

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The things I’ve done that worked the best were the things I was the least certain about, the stories where I was sure they would either work, or more likely be the kinds of embarrassing failures people would gather together and talk about until the end of time. They always had that in common: looking back […]