The Five Stages of Critique: A Guide For Beta-Readers

November 4, 2016
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So the writer in your life asked you to read something and give them your opinion. It’s all going well until you mention something that didn’t quite work for you. There’s a faint frown. This is the writer entering the first stage of response to critique. The first stage is always defensive: Let me explain […]

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Synopses Are to Me as a Bulldozer is to a Swan-Shaped Meringue

October 28, 2016
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And then Satan said, Make them write a synopsis.

Me: I am trying to write a full-length synopsis and it is terrible. So I am going to go to hockey and sulk. Well, maybe sulk and then hockey. Hockey should be fun. I can always sulk more after. Rick: No sulking during date night. Me: (sigh) Fine. Rick: I will hug you until you […]

Introducing Holmes

November 13, 2014
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Harnessing the power of impatience and unpredictability… May cause crime solving, bee keeping, and a hatred of the violin.

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Avengers: My Ultron Will Go On

November 4, 2014
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So you’ve probably seen the trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron. But have you yet been made aware that it’s actually a sweeping romance between… actually, I’m not sure. But it sync’s disturbingly well with ‘My Heart Will Go On’.  

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Sometimes You Just Gotta…

October 20, 2014
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Come Down the Rabbit Hole With Me

October 10, 2014
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Classical bottle of ten year old whiskey. The label reads in slightly uneven letters: DRINK ME

I first heard this song when a friend of mine dropped it in my inbox and whispered, Watch this. Well, he might not have whispered that. He was on the other side of the world at the time. I felt it was implied. This is probably an obvious choice for the Drink Me soundtrack, but the video […]

The True Spirit of Teddy Bears Should Never Be Underestimated

October 8, 2014
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A child sleeps in their bed. The spirit of a monster emanates from a crack under the bed and rises to threaten the child. A growling defensive bear spirits emanates from the teddy bear on the child's bed, protecting the child.

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Freedom is Just Another Word For Nothing Left to Lose

September 26, 2014
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The thing that gets me about this song is the line, Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. Because I always want to argue the point. But I’m not totally sure which side I’m on. It’s a kind of depressing song. So, sorry about that. But I stumbled across a video of Pink […]

I Also Sit On the Floor to Eat

September 23, 2014
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Bunny and bear are sitting on a log. Bunny says to bear, "What do you want for dinner?" Bear says, "I don't care. You decide." Cut to them sitting with a plate of carrots between them. The bunny is munching on one. The bear says, "Man."

I’m not saying you should read anything into this. But if you did, you should know that it works out a lot better for me than it does for this bear. Also, I like carrots.  

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Of Those Memories I Pretend to Forget

September 19, 2014
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Guy in profile. He sits leaning way back in a grungy folding chair. He's wearing a long coat, riding boots and a cowboy hat low over his eyes. And he's got a gun aimed straight and steady at someone out of sight. (Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens in Justified)

This song was apparently written for the TV show Justified, and there is no official music video I feel no qualms about giving you a Justified tribute video to go with the song. Also, it gives me the opportunity to say, “Hey, if you haven’t watched it, you should check out Justified. It’s pretty awesome. If […]