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Everybody Loves Me

October 11, 2013 by


There doesn’t seem to be an official video clip for this song so I thought you should have it sung to you by Neal Caffrey. Feels just like I don’t try Look so good i might die All I know is everybody loves me  

I Will Not Intentionally Tell the Truth

October 10, 2013 by


I don’t write about real people or real events.* But sometimes real life sneaks in anyway. In Drink Me there is a throwaway line of description halfway through. It’s a very simple sketch outline of a piece of backstory that never comes into the book. It’s one line and one of my relatives read it, […]

why things burn

October 7, 2013 by


My fire-eating career came to an end when I could no longer tell when to spit and when to swallow. Last night in Amsterdam, 1,000 tulips burned to death. I have an alibi. When I walked by your garden, your hand grenades were in bloom. You caught me playing loves me, loves me not, metal […]

You Will Feel a Little Crazy But For Me

October 4, 2013 by


Watching this video feels like a weird kind of high school flashback. Because of the outfits. Just so we’re clear.    

Important Decisions Should Not Be Based on Laziness or ‘Because it’ll Make Me Laugh’

October 3, 2013 by


Right now I’m trying to figure out if this new story is in third person or first and if it’s about a boy or a girl because I’ve got chunks of text in basically every permutation. When I start writing something new I tend to simply use ‘he’ and she’ because it’s the easiest way […]

The Tattoo You’ve Always Wanted

October 1, 2013 by


Personally, I’m hanging out for ThinkGeek’s moodINQ – Programmable Tattoo System to become a reality.