Love the Way You Think, But I Hate the Way You Act

March 7, 2014
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close up on rain hitting the ground

This song is all weird metaphors and mellow tuneage. I like it until I start to think about it too much and then I start to read consent issues into the lyrics that are… probably not there? Maybe not there? I don’t know. Overthinking song lyrics rarely gets you anywhere. Now I love to feel […]

Career Options

March 4, 2014
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The young artist stands by a parent's legs, tugging on their trousers and asks, "What if I kill people for money, though?"

I’m not sure if it’s all artists or simply all children that possess this sort of moral ambiguity but it’s certainly an option I considered when I was young.  

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Wound Up on the Wrong End of a Gun

February 28, 2014
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Ornate C&W style text reads: Lord, I was born a ramblin' man. Allman Brothers Band. Beneath is a small picture of the gathered band in cowboy hats and sepia.

This is the part of the playlist where it veers in the direction of a little bit country. This particular song is probably the most traditionally country but there are a few more that I can’t really argue fit into that category. I like how plaintively they emote and how up front they are about […]

Lying on the Floor and Bitching at the Ceiling is Part of my PROCESS

February 25, 2014
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Adorable cartoon penguin waving cheering flippers. Beneath him caption reads 'motivational penguin'. Above him the words cycle as he waves his flippers: You can do it! Believe in yourself! Work hard! Keep fighting! Don't give up on your dreams! Smile! :) (On 'smile' the penguin blushes.)

This is my motivational penguin (care of Chibird) because I am writing query letters and synopses at the moment and they make me crazy. Well. Crazier. I seriously seem to spend an equal amount of time trying to convince myself that the procrastination I am involved in is a perfectly valid part of the process […]

The Future is Zombie Gorillas?

February 21, 2014
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Trey Anastasio band poster. Features a helmet that's a cross between a pilot's helmet, a gas mask and an insect carapace with brightly coloured cords attached to music plugs feeding out the mouth section.

This is actually a cover of a song by Gorillaz, but I like this version much better. The downside to the whole ‘it’s a cover’ aspect is that there’s no awesome video clip for you. Because I am sweet and generous (and, okay, the animation is adorable and there are zombie gorillas) I’ve included the Gorillaz […]

I Sound Like a Drunken Chipmunk

February 20, 2014
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Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' with his trademark blue turtleneck, dark-rimmed glasses and massive book, which is he is looking at in a disturbingly excited fashion.

I feel like I’ve been proofreading this book forever. Mostly because I’ve been saying I was proofreading it since mid January. This is a lie I’ve been telling to everyone including myself. I wasn’t proofing. I was line editing. Which is a whole other thing. But now I am done. Thank god. I’ve been actually proofreading […]

Keep Your Pants On

February 18, 2014
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I don’t think the comma is unnecessary. I do think we could use less of them. Maybe a lot less. A bunch of them seem there for convention rather than because they affect comprehension. Punctuation should only exist to facilitate understanding. I think I’m feeling this issue a little more than is totally reasonable right […]

Hey, Honey, You Could Be My Drug

February 14, 2014
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Screenshot from the animated video clip of "Everybody Talks" by Neon Trees. A ghostly lead singer touches his throat as he coughs. You can see behind him (and through him) the three other members of the band, with their instruments.

For this song you can have either the Zombie Bikers From Hell Drive-In video clip or the Animated Ghost Story video clip. Actually, I suggest both. Both is good. They’re both kinda awesome in a dorky sorta way. (And the lyrics are bizarrely appropriate for a story I want to tell later in the wizards-verse.) Hey […]

A Moderately Hilarious Problem

February 13, 2014
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Gilligan opens the front door. Me: I have a moderately hilarious problem. Gilligan: Did you lock yourself out of the house? Me: Nooo… See? Keys. (Holds them up.) I dropped my phone in the sink. Gilligan: Ah. Me: And then I was going to put it in some rice. But it turns out we don’t have […]

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Okay, Define ‘Weird’

February 11, 2014
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