I Told Him I Got a Plan and I’m Gonna Dominate

April 25, 2014
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Bade that reads: Hello my name is Lasting First Impression

This song isn’t in any of my writing playlists but it’s been aggressively stuck in my head for a couple of weeks now so I’m going to share it with you in the hopes that doing so will exorcise it. The video is… unabashedly trashy. I sort of want to say you shouldn’t watch it, […]

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Waiting to See How Death Will Respond to Her Suitor

April 23, 2014
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Woman sits at a table with Death. Death has a beer, the woman has a cigarette, a bottle of alcohol and shots, a stick of dynamite, a gun and a knife. Death asks the woman, "Are you flirting with me?"

 

It’s the Only Way to Be Sure

April 15, 2014
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Card with kids dressed in vintage style skipping along together. Caption reads, "Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Pretty sure this is a policy adhered to by all the characters in Drink Me.  

I Don’t Have Your Number But I’d Like To

April 10, 2014
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Sports-style sweatshirt with the number 88 and the name Michelangelo. Because you gotta support your favourite artists, yo. :P

I have a question. If you were on a sports team (any kind of sport you like — hockey, cricket, ping-pong…) and you had to wear a number, what number would you choose? And why? Rick: Thirty-three. And then while they’re frustrated wondering where the point three recurring is, I can score. Me: So you’re […]

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I Am Funny, Damn It

April 8, 2014
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Cartoon. Series of panels labelled 'the writer' where a writer sits in front of her computer muttering to herself, "Haha. This is funny. (Pause) Maybe not hilarious, but funny. (Pause) It is sort of funny. It seemed funny when I thought of it. Maybe it's not funny. (Pause.) Not. It IS funny. I'm really very sure it's funny. Definitely. (Pause)" 'The reader' gets one panel. The reader reads the book says, "Haha."

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Whether You’re High or Low

April 4, 2014
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Album cover for Party Ben's mashup "This Tightrope's Made For Walkin" featuring Nancy Sinatra and Janelle Monáe

I’ve become freakishly fond of mashups recently. There’s something about the way a remix will drop the beat or pick up the tempo that tweaks songs in a way that makes me smile. In this instance a song that’s less than five years old and one that’s nearly fifty years old turn into something kinda […]

You Can’t Convince Me a Hockey Stick Isn’t a Weapon

April 3, 2014
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Checkbox list with the heading 'Hockey is:' Options include: blood, brothers, anger, sweat, faith, joy, dreams, tears, strength. But the one that's marked is 'a battle'.

Me: I kind of want to make one of my characters a hockey player. Rick: (thoughtful silence) So then it’s research? Me: (laughing) See? You get me. I think I’m just not comfortable having an aspect of my life that’s not somehow connected to work… The thing is, I’ve accidentally become an ice hockey fan. […]

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